"Attention! All owners of teeth and gums are in danger! The forces of plaque have infiltrated your mouth. Right now, this bacterial gunk is destroying your teeth, leaving tooth decay in its wake. It's the Plaque Attack!
"Prepare for battle! Hunks of junk are the enemy, and they're no piece of cake. Here come the candy canes and ice cream cones. Blast away! It's the glazed donuts and french fries. Oh my gosh! Gumdrops are destroying bicuspids! Hot dogs are mangling molars! Quick! Grab the toothpaste. It's your only defense.
"Do not panic. Repeat. Do not panic. Mass hysteria can seriously hamper defense efforts. Study the enclosed Dental Defense Manual and report for duty immediately.
"Remember, there are no second chances. When your teeth are gone... it's all over."