Hello, fellow humans! Bartholomew J. Simpson here, with important news: SPACE MUTANTS ARE INVADING SPRINGFIELD!

That's right, man! A buncha totally gross monsters are taking over the bodies of the people who live here -- and they wanna build a weapon that's gonna take over the entire planet!

Pretty cool, huh?

Anyway, only I can see 'em 'cause of my X-Ray glasses - so I have to stop 'em! I've gotta spraypaint things, get radical on my skateboard, use my slingshot and in general, behave like a nuisance, man.

So if you care about this sorry planet, you'll do the right thing. Save the Earth! BUY THIS GAME! Thanks, man.