Legal larceny at your service! Mike and Spike Bonanza, burglars for hire, will stop any wiseguys. We've got 10-ton weights to drop on their heads. We hide behind doors. If a baddie comes through--bash!--one door-slam in the face coming up!

Missing property? Let us find it. We bag the loot and ride a clothesline to safety. Unless we step on a rake and it hits us in the face!

Don't let the bad guys make your life miserable. Call the good guys! We might slip on banana peels, but we bash 'em and smash 'em!