For all of you video gamers out there, here's a much needed strategy guide to a super-complicated game - the GBA port of Final Fight.
I don't want to spoil it or anything, but I've played this game and can tell you what it says:
Walk to the right.
Punch stuff.
Repeat.
If you want to read 90 pages of that anyway, here ya go:
https://archive.org/details/finalfightonecompleteguidebook