lisvender

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  1. RT @JElvisWeinstein: In an age when people don't read past the first line of an email, what are the chances for your 3 page holiday family …

  2. RT @JElvisWeinstein: You know you're watching too much daytime TV when instead of getting songs stuck in your head, you get lists of possib…

  3. RT @BillCorbett: Someone told me I a made a "GamerGate" block list: https://t.co/x0OPLrv4fz [*HIGH FIVES THE WORLD*]

  4. RT @BillCorbett: We CAN make this Internet better. Alls we need are a few nice throw rugs, a fridge full of Snapple, and everyone to not wr…

  5. RT @FrankConniff: According to what I'm seeing on cable news shows, the solution to black-on-black crime is white-on-white punditry.

  6. RT @wethinkaIike: I'm sorry for being annoying when I want to talk, needy because I miss you, emotional when I care & insecure because I'm …

  7. RT @TheDailyEdge: If a policeman shoots you for no reason, you've only got yourself to blame, says Rudy Giuliani http://t.co/N5P6vN6plK htt…

  8. RT @Fact: Missing someone makes it harder to fall asleep at night.

  9. RT @quotesforvirgo: #Virgos hate loud people. But then again we don't like people in general.

  10. RT @StephenKing: Of all the tired seasonal songs, the one I dread most is those dogs barking out "Jingle Bells." What asshole thought that …

  11. Wow, never has a commercial done such a good job at repelling me from a show. Thanks for the warning, @Hulu #theleague

  12. #MST3KTurkeyDayMarathon Yeah, I'm happy to see Joel, Crow, and Tom together again, but the iMacs are what really bring tears to my eyes

  13. Game Review: Grand Theft Auto V - ** Developed by Rockstar Games. Published by Take-Two Interactive.... http://t.co/GQGI0gWrg9

  14. Game Review: Diablo III Reaper of Souls Ultimate Evil Edition - **** Developed by Blizzard Entertainment.... http://t.co/DhCprTOsaG

  15. RT @michaeljnelson: In a survey of "Best Place to Find Intelligent Political Thought", Twitter came in last, just after "foam party" and "o…

  16. RT @michaeljnelson: "Should I show you this card trick where I count out piles of cards for three minutes? Or do you wanna punch me in the …

  17. If they make a movie of my life (and why wouldn't they), I hope a reviewer describes it as "a madcap funk-a-thon"

  18. RT @saladinahmed: Everything I have ever written and everything I will ever write is garbage compared to this headline. ht @ErrorJustin htt…

  19. RT @BillCorbett: Terrifying moment from Breaking Bad that still haunts me: reveal that Marie's therapist has an acoustic guitar in his offi…

  20. RT @FrankConniff: Obama's immigration actions are illegal & unconstitutional say the folks who didn't lift a finger to stop torture under B…