TheWorstAmy

Don't know if I'll be ABLE to stream tonight. @comcast has been totally Comcastic all day today because my modem hasn't connected in hours.

Don't worry, I'm inking my own TV deal soon, "I Have More Games Than TIme Left on Earth".

Suddenly, Mrs. Bueller has very good reason to keep Jeanie away from the druggie in the police station.

"Give me liberty, or give me $2 Beer Night!"*Gets $2 Beer Night*"HAHAHA WHO NEEDS LIBERTY! *gets drunk, fat, and complacent."America.txt

Gary Numan (@numanofficial): New Album Experience update: Quiet Weekend https://t.co/6Htq4kBujP @PledgeMusic #rock

I sure am glad we all came together for France and then immediately engaged in a pissing contest about how other tragedies got glanced over.

I just pre-ordered Gary Numan (@numanofficial): New Album Experience https://t.co/us3rJQSI9m @PledgeMusic #rock

*Turns "Dr. Andonuts' Lab" on an endless loop*Oh boy, here I go contemplatin' life again!

Don't mind me, coworkers, just sitting here, waiting for your slow asses to get moving so I can clean my car, too.

-Every single corporate executive deathly afraid of people discovering there is no "American Dream".

I'll be back Sunday with some more GTAIII progression.

Oh wait, my political rant has gone full circle and answered my own hypothetical question. A downward spiral of tweets and reality.

nWo was, "We're taking over the WCW!"The LWO was, "Why are we Latinos relegated to opening matches against each other all the time?"

This Ninja fiasco is confusing & frustrating, I may have been out through all this stress to find out that she doesn't want to live with me

Fallout 4... my god... been playing for six hours and it feels like I haven't even put a dent into this game. It's pretty intimidating.

Had some much needed rest, so here's more Fallout 4!https://t.co/EUBB4MBKA3

I am live on #Twitch!Fallout 4Episode I: Question #1: Will It Run?HOLY CRAP WATCH IT NOW!!! https://t.co/EUBB4MBKA3

I'm getting older, but on the other hand, Triumph is technically over the age of 18, which means in dog years, he's two paws in the grave.

Come back tomorrow night, because I'm getting a 12-taco box, monster drinks, and it's going to be Fallout 4 ALL NIGHT LONG

I don't want to live in a world with a Street Fighter game that doesn't show something almost completely pointless.

I'll sign a petition to keep Phil Collins from unretiring if everyone else signs a petition to kick Delilah off the air.

Starting a calorie diet. Wish me the lucks.

https://t.co/UI1GnQQvu9

This is the 3rd time a senpai has noticed me, first Rowdy Roddy Piper, then Christopher Lloyd last month, now THIS!

Ninja has kidney disease. I may have to have her put to sleep.

Please just let it be a quick fix ;_;