Seriously, I would NEVER had asked my wife to not make a single sound during the birth of our 2 kids, and I don't think it is even close to my right to ask her to do so. I mean come on, this religion was *founded* by a science fiction writer. Before that episode ever played, just for fun, I read about them, and they really do believe in the whole Xenu thing. If that isn't straight out of a science fiction novel, I don't know what is. YOU HAVE TO PAY THEM MONEY TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THEIR CHURCH. Oh yeah, you wanna become a bishop. Oh you killed someone, thats ok, just pay us money and we will make you one.
Wanna read something messed up too. Wikipedia is completely non-biased, and their article only states the facts, and it is still freaking ridiculous.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology