Once upon a time there were no video games. People actually read fairy tales for kicks.

Well, the biggest hit around was the one about three little piggies who were into building houses. Unfortunately, an unsavory character named Bigelow B. Wolf was into blowing them down. It was a real drag.

Until now.

Because, lo and behold, today we've got Oink! A video game that lets you lend those little guys a hand.

It's wacky, It's wily. It's one heck of a way to block that bully's every breath.

Why, it's so exciting, even if you hate oinkers, you'll still love Oink! Because, you see, in this game, you can also be (heh-heh) the Wolf!