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Areala

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  1. Oh man, I totally forgot about the Sega Ages port of Phantasy Star! Awesome reminder, @koifish!
  2. It really sucks that the best we're likely to see from the Phantasy Star IP is the Phantasy Star Collection released on the GBA back in 2005. *huggles* Areala
  3. The ads in these French magazines are so totally awesome! Tons of artwork and layouts that I've never seen before. Thanks so much for your work on these, @Argus!
  4. Geezus, I never noticed the game's name was "Cyber Org", not "Cyborg". I suck worse than I thought I did...
  5. But @SynthMilk, if you just DO THE MATH you will discover that 64 bits is more bits than 32 bits or 16 bits so can't you just DO THE MATH?!
  6. Hi, my name is Areala, and my childhood was destroyed by the May 7/21 issue of Dengenki Playstation. At first, I was excited to view more Japanese-only games. But then I turned to pages 22-23 and was greeted by an ad for Squaresoft's Cyborg which was so ridiculous in its presentation that it forced me to confront my built-in biases towards the 90s comics of my youth. I emerged a shattered wreck of a woman, my inner child a now-shriveled husk of the beauty she once possessed. Dengenki Playstation utterly ruined my life by obliterating the single dangling thread holding me together. No one should bear witness to the violations of the English language perpetrated upon those panels. "Oh! Feel Good Baby!" belongs in porn, not the pages of my sacred comic books. My revenge will be terrible. A giant is awakened. You have been warned. Dengenki Playstation: I AM COMING FOR YOU YOU HAVE NO CHANCE MAKE YOUR TIME!! What you say!!, Areala
  7. "Just diffuse the damn bomb, Manny!"
  8. There are three stages of life we all pass through: Adolescence: You have the energy and the time, but you do not have the money. Adulthood: You have the energy and the money, but you do not have the time. Old age: You have the money and the time, but you do not have the energy. *huggles* Areala
  9. There never was any magic eye effect (although it was making fun of those type of things). "The Secret of Evermore" was a game that played big into the notion that the player has an NPC dog that follows them around throughout their time traveling adventures. At one point, the dog mutates into a huge, wolf-like brute with red eyes. That's the "joke" of the ad.
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