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Movie Titles That Sound Like Porno Titles

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Anyone have any more? :lol:

Movie Titles That Sound Like Porn Movies

1) The Bone Collector

2) Toy Story

3) Anywhere But Here

4) Deep Impact

5) Fire Down Below

6) In & Out

7) Backdraft

8) Gone In 60 Seconds

9) The Serpent And The Rainbow

10) Any Which Way You Can

11) Every Which Way But Loose

12) Howard's End

13) The Black Stallion

14) Big Daddy

15) Three Men and a Little Lady

17) The Fast and the Furious

18) Shaft

19) Driven

20) Blow

21) Snatch

22) Iron Monkey

23) Woman On Top

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You missed the most obvious one, in my mind:

The Firm. ;)

*huggles*

Areala

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And you missed Three Men and a Baby :lol:

You're sick.

I wasn't going to go there.....

I will add "Real Women Have Curves"

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Commando

A Tale of Two Sisters! :lol:

Days of being wild

Iron Fisted Monk :unsure:

Midnight Meat Train (oh God)

Black Rain

The Big Boss

Goldmember

A snake of june

Shark Skin man and a Peach Hip Girl

Dragon Fist

Shaolin Wooden Men

Fist of Fury (there's a theme in here....)

Die Hard :D

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Now, the harder assignment (no pun intended):

Come up with porno titles that sound like they could be real films. :)

*huggles*

Sarah

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Midnight Meat Train (oh God)

OK, now I'm mad that I didn't think of that one. :)

How about the ultra obvious, "Zak and Miri Make A Porno"? :)

*huggles*

Areala

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Can't stop now.

Tokyo Fist

Men Suddenly in Black

300 (eum yeah....)

Cobra

Black Snake Moan. :D

Snakes on a Plane

As for the other way around, that's a lot harder.

House of Dreams?

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Lorenzo's Oil

Blown Away

The Deep

Pumping Iron

Midnight Express

Shampoo

Orca

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A lot of the good ones are gone, but some of these always made me think they could possibly be pornos...

Crouching Tiger - Hidden Dragon

Dead or Alive

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Tango and Cash

Sister Act II: Back in the habit (depends on what your "habit" is)

Top Gun

I am really suprised no one beat me to this one

Big

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Sister Act II: Back in the habit (depends on what your "habit" is)

I always thought it was a riot that the posters in the, erm, "art house" theatre in "Duke Nukem 3D" advertised "Sister Act III" as a lesbian porno feature. :)

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Areala

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I always thought it was a riot that the posters in the, erm, "art house" theatre in "Duke Nukem 3D" advertised "Sister Act III" as a lesbian porno feature. :)

*huggles*

Areala

Yeah. I loved a lot of the stuff like that from Duke Nukem 3d. I had the new one on reserve for about 6 years. The interest off my deposit would have paid for the full game...until they cancelled it :(

Anyway,

Thunderball

The Long Kiss Goodnight and Never Say Never Again would both be softcore ones.

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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

and

Beadnobs and Broomsticks seem more like fetish porno titles to me.

Leave it to Disney on those two.

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One time I was walking with my ex g/f on Ventura Blvd, I think it was, and there were names of movies on the bricks making up the sidewalk. We were saying, man, a lot of these sound like porn movie titles(they weren't). Then she pointed out "Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps" and we busted up laughing.

I'll just leave that one to your sick imaginations.

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Here are some more, much thanks to John Waters and his "Porn or Not Porn" segment in "I Love the 70's Part 2"

Two Mules for Sister Sarah

A Man Called Horse

Black Mama, White Mama

The Hot Rock

Bang The Drum Slowly

The Last Of Sheila

The Golden Voyage Of Sinbad

Let's Do It Again

The Shootist

The Pom Pom Girls

Mother, Jugs and Speed

Oh God

Goin' South

Hardcore

The Black Hole

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Dang you Philly for getting me started

The Rock

Dirty Harry

Snatch

Wag the Dog

Stand and Deliver

Snake Eater

Stick it

and an all time favorite

Octopussy

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