Well, I for one was a little disappointed in the article right from the very first game, Gaiares. Not only does he fail to credit the gloriously mulleted professional gamer
Jaime Bunker by name (so disrespectful of a gaming legend), he goes so far as to imply that Mr. Bunker's involvement in the advertising campaign for the game is something to be laughed at. Shameful.
Then, not but one sentence later, he makes a joke about how the pronunciation of the game is a mystery, adding further insult to injury to Mr. Bunker by proving that your brother was unfamilar with his entire oeuvre of frame-worthy advertising pieces. Can he not see that the Great Jaime Bunker has forseen others' inferior intelligence/reading skills and has magnanimously provided us all with a pronunciation guide printed right on his T-Shirt?:
Sigh. Well, I'll give your brother the benefit of the doubt and assume he didn't notice the T-Shirt because he was too transfixed by the power and magnificence of Mr. Bunker's mullet. Aren't we all.
Aren't we all...