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  1. Apparently I have to do a gratuitous bump in order to get it up on the Recent Discussions page so someone will see it.
  2. I am stuck at the office for many many hours and all I have to keep myself occupied is my iPhone. Don't get me wrong, I love my phone. BUT, since Apple is going to be a jerk about it and not get any kind of flash player my website viewing / non app gaming is pretty sparse. The web based game I use to play is closing shop, so I am looking for something new. I only require that it is 1) Free, 2) Fun, 3) Doesn't require flash at all. Any ideas out there?
  3. LOL, this is pretty funny. I am sure E-Day will get a perfect score, but you should all check out The Asylum's Guess-that-chest Video Game edition. http://www.asylum.com/2009/08/13/guess-that-chest-video-game-edition/
  4. I hate to end this quick, but I have quite possibly the ULTIMATE video game mention in song lyrics. I was going to let this go on for a while, but I need to go give my wife a massage, so I will put an end to it now. Tripod - The X-Box song Insta-Win QED.
  5. I bought the Legend of Zelda (first one) the moment it came out. I believe that is the 7th incarnation of that game that I have bought. I am a firm believer you should buy things that you would like to see more of...even if it is a retro game like the original LoZ. I also got Kirby's Adventure (first one). I loved that game back on the NES but sadly my NES cartridge broke...so it was nice to get to play through it again. I was surprised how many of the secret exits I remembered by reflex.
  6. Dang you Philly for getting me started The Rock Dirty Harry Snatch Wag the Dog Stand and Deliver Snake Eater Stick it and an all time favorite Octopussy
  7. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Beadnobs and Broomsticks seem more like fetish porno titles to me. Leave it to Disney on those two.
  8. Yeah. I loved a lot of the stuff like that from Duke Nukem 3d. I had the new one on reserve for about 6 years. The interest off my deposit would have paid for the full game...until they cancelled it :( Anyway, Thunderball The Long Kiss Goodnight and Never Say Never Again would both be softcore ones.
  9. When they say "Classic Controller" why, for the love of all that is good and retro, can they not just reproduce the original controller and just give it a wicked Wii color scheme? They need to go all out and make one of each controller color matched to the Wii. NES, SNES, and N64 even. Heck. They could make killing doing that with the Genesis, etc. I know some people may want just one controller, but those people use the Wii mote anyway because it is "cooler" (read that as newer). Everyone else wants the old school feel of the controller that they once shared a relationship with.
  10. Hidinger

    Nes Guide

    Yeah. For a "Retro" site, Philly likes to keep with the times.
  11. A lot of the good ones are gone, but some of these always made me think they could possibly be pornos... Crouching Tiger - Hidden Dragon Dead or Alive Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Tango and Cash Sister Act II: Back in the habit (depends on what your "habit" is) Top Gun I am really suprised no one beat me to this one Big
  12. The situation currently seen in the United States of America is something that all of us gamers have seen before. Quite regularly actually. It has played out before our eyes and we have even taken part in it on multiple occasions. Some of us even look forward to taking part in what we know will be a similar situation that will require our action and our expertise. What might I be referring to? The Mushroom Kingdom - The Mushroom Kingdom is a lot like the United States of America. We have plenty of stuff to do, and the citizens are mostly happy. Both the USA and the Mushroom Kingdom even have economies that run on coins. The Mushroom Kingdom accepts outsiders and strives to create a place where everyone is accepted. Both places even have different locations that feature drastically different environments with familiar and unfamiliar people living there. Not withstanding these differences, all of the people seem to be able to communicate pretty well (for the most part). The Cast – Now lets run down the characters. Princess Toadstool is the personification of Liberty…freedom if you will. She is the Mushroom Kingdoms “Statue of Liberty”. She stands for righteousness, freedom, acceptance, and all of the good things people want ruling over their country. The Mario Brothers are concerned citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom. They might not be originally from there, but they work and play there…adding to the greatness of the Kingdom. They also jump into action when someone has to stand up and protect the Kingdom. The Mario Brothers are the personification of all American Citizens who care about what is going on in their country (regardless of political affiliations). Random Toadstools exist in the Mushroom kingdom and USA has those that don’t really care what is going on around them just as long as they can continue their normal routine and attempt to make as many coins as they can. Bowser, which in today’s environment would be just like the President (NOTE – I am not suggesting an overthrow of the president or some other such action, but the comparison is undeniable). Bowser is constantly attempting to kidnap Princess Peach and lock her away so that he can make all of the decision for the Mushroom Kingdom. Why? It isn’t because he wants to have kids with her so they can rule, no. He has his own Koppa Kids. Is it because he wants the coins? No, he has his own coins. No one is quite sure where all of his coins come from, but he seems to do just fine since his humble beginning. Bowser was an organizer of those he deemed “under represented and under appreciated in the Mushroom Kingdom. People like the Goombas, the Koopa Troopas, and the MagiKoopas. Bowser didn’t care that the reason these people got a bad shake was because they were the ones always causing problems. The reason he wants to take over the Mushroom Kingdom is simply because Bowser believes that he knows a better way to rule and that under his rule everyone, be it Toadstool or Goomba, will have everything they need and desire. Bowser has even attempted to “marry” himself to the Princess so that he could legitimize his rule in the eyes of the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom. No matter how many times his ideas and plans have been stopped by the Mario Brothers, he continues to spout the same rhetoric and come back again and again with the same basic plan, just covered over in a new gloss. The situation – Bowser got his start by “organizing” those that he deemed “less fortunate” in the Mushroom Kingdom. From there he used these people to thrust him into a position where he had some power. There he took the path of less resistance to try and kidnap the Princess. (Just as the President used his Community Organizer background to have himself thrust into the Senate and while there he voted…when he voted at all…for the path that leads to more control by the person in power). Did he kidnap the princess for personal control over the Kingdom, no. Just like Super Mario Brothers 1 it was more for the purpose of getting her out of the way, locked in some dungeon in 8-4 (Just as the President attempted to vote for power to the government, even though he himself did not run it). Even though Bowser was defeated and the Princess was set free, Bowser got a taste for power and would come back again. Now the Goombas and those who followed Bowser liked what he was doing and decided that they should follow him. Later we find Bowser acting like he had lost him memory and siding with the Mario Brothers to bring peace and tranquility to the Mushroom Kingdom. (Most of us remember this from Super Mario RPG and runs a close relation to the President’s Presidential Campaign). While Bowser’s memory was gone he would always talk about how great things could be done for the Mushroom Kingdom if they backed him. Even though the Mario Brothers knew this had to be some sort of a trick, the Toadstools in the Kingdom bought into it and backed the “reformed Bowser” who promised change for the better. Once Bowser was set as a “good guy” in the eyes of the people and all other evil was defeated (throwing him into the position of power), he quickly returned to his old ways and attempted to steal the Princess once again. (Quickly after the President was elected, his promises of transparency, no spending, and bi-partisanship all disappeared as a forgotten memory). It wasn’t until the Toadstools realized the change in Bowser and once again sided with the Mario Brothers could action be taken. At this point Bowser had already started to implement his policies (just like the economic stimulus plan was rushed into law without the citizens even getting to read it). That unrest started to grow as more and more Toadstools ended up without work and without coins, despite what Bowser had said. Even the some of the Goombas started to revolt. After this failed attempt, Bowser would tell the people of the Mushroom Kingdom how sorry he was and that he would not try anything like that again. Soon after, Bowser once again attempts to kidnap the Princess but this time decides it would be best to attempt to “marry her”. (We have all seen this before) If he manages to marry her, then the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom will think she is still there leading the way, even though he could just lock her away again. (Just as the President has attempted to reform health care in America by saying how it is the job of liberty and freedom that everyone should be covered). This way, he could make all the decisions along with his council of Goombas, Koopa Troopas, and MagiKoopas. (Just as under the current reform bill all decisions about health care would be made by a panel created by Bowser with people chosen by Bowser). This could be done by marrying Peach and shouting “free coins for all”. After being burned by Bowser before, the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom decided it would be best if they looked into Bowser’s attempt to marry the Princess and figure out how his “free coins for all” would actually work. As far as the Citizens of the Mushroom Kindgom knew, there were a limited number of coins in the world and having Bowser married to the Princess would be a bad idea (shades of many Super Mario games rolled into one). The citizens cried out for the Mario Brothers once again (as they do in all of the non-dream Mario Brothers games). When the Mario Brothers showed up and started to come for Bowser, Bowser would hold the Princess hostage for all to see (normally from a flying ship of some sort). Bowser would even have his Goombas cry out that if Bowser’s rule wasn’t followed the Princess would DIE! (Just as the Senators and House member who follow Bowser claim that if this Healthcare Reform isn’t passed then everyone will get sick and freedom/liberty will be gone). Bowser would even go so far as to vilify the Mario Brothers by calling them “Mustached Menaces” (just as President would continue to attempt and vilify anyone who stood up against the healthcare reform). Yes, Bowser has had some good ideas in the past, do not get me wrong. If you have ever played through the Super Mario series, you know that even with good intentions, it always comes down to a massive power grab with Bowser. The only way to save the Princess is for the Mario Brothers to follow the will of the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom to stop Bowser’s continuous “Take over the Mushroom Kingdom” schemes and make sure that Princess Toadstool stays in power. Based on the above similarities Nintendo might as well add in that due to budget constraints imposed on the Mushroom Kingdom by Bowser, Mario and Luigi will NOT be returning for Super Mario Galaxy 2 as they will have no way to return to the Galaxy. Sending the Mario Brothers to Space, even if it was to save the known universe, would not be a good use of Mushroom Kingdom Coins. Bowser has already spent those coins “for the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom in order to stimulate the economy”. Said citizens have still not seen any of the coins or any economic stimulation.
  13. Yeah, it took me several days to get back into the swing of this game. I like it more and more all the time though. It SHOULD be enough to get me through until Tekken 6. We should get toether and practce / farm for those last couple of trophies.
  14. Confucius once say... Many who buy drowned cat...pay for wet pussy.
  15. So far this version (PS3) feels EXACTLY like the Dreamcast version (except for Gambits mega cheater jump).
  16. Did you get it straightened out? I hope he realizes that you paid for the lifetime subscription.
  17. I was dieing to read the complete "Adventures of Gamepro" since page 3 of the last section was ripped out of my magazine. I came here downloaded it and found a bunch of awesome friends at the same time!
  18. Freerip was my first idea. Sadly the regular version and even their new beta do not work on Windows Vista Dual Core machines. Apparently this is something they are working on.
  19. Looking to pull audio off a cd and burn a copy for my wife. Can't use iTunes and don't want her to break the original. Sadly a lot of that stuff doesn't work with vista.
  20. Does anyone know where I can find a free program that can rip dvds to wav or mp3. I am not really picky of the format as I know I have a wav to mp3 converter in my old winamp. For some reason the old winamp output writer is not working anymore so I need a new program. Any suggestion?
  21. Got an email address where we can send hate mail? They closed down flag@whitehouse.gov. Also...if there is no email address for the guys giving you a hard time do you have a physcial address? I know some guys in dark suits...
  22. I have the same problem Gnash...it seems that it has a lot to do with the work Philly is doing behind the scenes. For some reason it will be lightning fast some times and slow as molasses others. Lets wait and see how it is doing in a few weeks. I am guessing it will start running a lot faster then.
  23. Don't get me wrong, I make my living off of the American way of being a litigious society, but I can't help but feel bad for people who see this and see that it is being put out there as "real" by someone who REALLY knows how to fake it. I guarantee there is someone out there right now trying something similar and about to land on their face. Would it be such a big deal to make these people put up some kind of warning (at the very least)? I don't think so.
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